my new lovelies. so in love with them.
an un-named kitten that I carried around all day (in one hand)
last Sunday @ Ian's parent's home. also so in love.
Most awkward conversation I've had in a while with a caregiver of my patient. This caregiver is 5 foot, somewhere perhaps in his fifties. Boxed in Malaysia as a young lad. Continues to do plyometrics awkwardly in the gym where I treat my patient. His fashion is inspired by Michael Jackson circa Thriller. Today he is wearing a white leather suit.
Him: You have babies?
Me: None.
Him: No babies?
Me: No. That's okay with me though.
Him: You need pillow.
Me: (startled) Excuse me?
Him: (gesturing toward his lower back and apparently, gesturing a fertile sex position) You know, pillow. For positioning. It works every time.
Me (in my head): YOU'RE SCARING ME, AWKWARD!
